Fifties Winter Mix – Why, That’s Delightful!

in Featured Downloads, Mixes by Fifties on December 9th, 2011

Following on from Fifties’ last deep house and nudisco mix – McLovin (which recieved over 1000 hits on Soundcloud), it would just be rude of her not to make another! Taking the bmp down to 120, this mix is smooth, fresh and underground. Her selection of nudisco, house and exotic pop will warm your cockles on a winters night!

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Fifties Winter Mix – Why, That’s Delightful!

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Back in Socks – New plans to introduce Sock-Tax revealed…

in Other Stuff by Mr No Hands on August 27th, 2011

The government has recently revealed plans to inflate the tax on socks, depending on length, colour and number worn at any one time. While this comes as disturbing news for sock-fans all over, feet fetish fiends revel in the news as the potential increase in opportunity to stare at more feet is ever apparent.

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Discussing this and the hot topics of the day are two connoisseurs of urban foot wear, Alex R and Nathan LC. Lend them a moment of your time and consider the arguments presented carefully, before rioting over the recent increase in sock-tax.

“Whilst worn, it’s not uncommon for my socks to be odd in colour with dirty stains on the bottom of them from being far to lazy to put shoes on when taking out my rubbish. When I’m not wearing my socks they can often be found under my bed crispy and rigid in shape…”

Alex R deliberated in a fashion resulting in an air of sobriety and caution, only to be trampled on by Nathan LC who injected pure anarchy into the proceedings…

“As of right now, they are slightly bloody because i wore some terrible shoes for walking around in the damn tierpark. On a secondary note, they love to move in the dance club to some dirty electro bangers and womptastic nightmares, ’specially cause Damn Horns podcast is SIIIICK.”

With the eyes of a stoned kitten and the claws of a vexed mongoose, Alex calmly replied,

“The odour of my socks is arguable, I find that my feet offer quite a sweet scent whilst others would describe the aroma as vile and putrid, this smell is obviously transferred to my socks which i regularly ring the sweat out of them and bottle as weed killer.”

Do you agree? Have anything to add? If you would like to voice your opinions and add to the sock-tax debate, please write to us at info ‘at’ lifesupportmachine.co.uk, the home of the best free music downloads and sock related banter…

DJ B McDougall introducing his socks…

in Other Stuff by Mr No Hands on June 5th, 2011

“My socks have become redundant items in the last couple of years. They don’t go well with flip flops. That look is wrong on every level. I ditched my foot jumpers one day into arriving in Bangkok and the day afterwards, my underpants too. Now here I am in Northern Thailand, going commando while sockless.”
…. Nice one, DJ B McDougall. That was some contribution.

DJ Elroy, tell about your socks…

in Other Stuff by Mr No Hands on February 10th, 2011

“My socks? Classic argyle, stylish and colorfully cross-hatched. They’re my wingmen, with me everywhere I go. And although they’re not as sexually charged as my lambskin mittens, they’re still a necessity for nightlife adventures. An evening of hard clubbin’ leaves my socks more beaten down than a Bangladesh sweat-shop worker.”

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Describe your socks pt.2

in Other Stuff by Mr No Hands on December 15th, 2010

K, we’ve had another inspired person write in with an inspired description of their socks, as per our blurb request for inspired people to write in with inspired descriptions of their socks. It goes:

My socks are as bland as they can get. Grey, blue and black is about all there is to it… more

Describe your socks.

in Other Stuff by Mr No Hands on November 13th, 2010

Mmm… A bit random, but hey. In a bid to contribute, someone sent us a description of their socks, as requested in the blurb. We felt it would only be fair to air this pair. So there.

Ending at the base of the toe they resemble threadbare g-string style foot mittens. Once white now battleship grey, aromatic and almost transparent they are a joy to behold. Envious? You should be! There are not many like them. In fact no longer a pair, thanks to the washing machine.

Regards
Bluman

Suffice to say, we like. Think you can describe your socks any better? The bechmark is set. Do your worst and your best…
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