The government has recently revealed plans to inflate the tax on socks, depending on length, colour and number worn at any one time. While this comes as disturbing news for sock-fans all over, feet fetish fiends revel in the news as the potential increase in opportunity to stare at more feet is ever apparent.
Discussing this and the hot topics of the day are two connoisseurs of urban foot wear, Alex R and Nathan LC. Lend them a moment of your time and consider the arguments presented carefully, before rioting over the recent increase in sock-tax.
“Whilst worn, it’s not uncommon for my socks to be odd in colour with dirty stains on the bottom of them from being far to lazy to put shoes on when taking out my rubbish. When I’m not wearing my socks they can often be found under my bed crispy and rigid in shape…”
Alex R deliberated in a fashion resulting in an air of sobriety and caution, only to be trampled on by Nathan LC who injected pure anarchy into the proceedings…
“As of right now, they are slightly bloody because i wore some terrible shoes for walking around in the damn tierpark. On a secondary note, they love to move in the dance club to some dirty electro bangers and womptastic nightmares, ’specially cause Damn Horns podcast is SIIIICK.”
With the eyes of a stoned kitten and the claws of a vexed mongoose, Alex calmly replied,
“The odour of my socks is arguable, I find that my feet offer quite a sweet scent whilst others would describe the aroma as vile and putrid, this smell is obviously transferred to my socks which i regularly ring the sweat out of them and bottle as weed killer.”
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