LifeSupportMachine.co.uk is the emergency room for broken beats and ill basslines edited by Mixmag’s Beats, Breaks and Bass Columnist, Mr No Hands. The popular website features quality beats, mixes, mash-ups and mishaps for DJs and music lovers alike. All freely available to download.

Our Audiology unit specialises in electro-funk therapy, wonky bangers and wobbly-knees. House, Fidget, Post-Dubstep, Ghetto-Breaks, Nu-Jungle, Disco-Bass, Moombahton… Whatever your buzz, you’ll find it here.

So many awesome artists giving away awesome free music these days and you’ll only find the sickest pon our ward. We don’t pretend to post official releases “for promotional purposes”. We only post bootleggy unreleased naughty stuff, edits, or original tunes being give away by the artists themselves.

Meet the Team:

Mr No Hands – Editor of Mixmag Breaks Reviews and LifeSupportMachine.co.uk, producer of Funk driven Electro Beats n Bass and guru of mischief, nuisance and traffic jams. He is a leading door bell repair operative based in the East of London. When not out on calls, he is usually in and about his mobile recording studio, annoying the neighbours. Not his neighbours. Yours.

He does have hands, he just can’t be trusted with them and prefers to keep them in his special jacket. When he’s not fighting crime on his customized BMX, ‘The Stabilizer’, he can usually be found in the background of the BBC’s ‘Bargain Hunt’, pulling faces.

For Mr No Hands DJ Bookings, email : dave [@] lifesupportmachine.co.uk

DJ Chamber – Bass Kitchen head honcho, voted ‘Best New DJ’ at the 2011 Breakspoll awards, this pioneering wizkid hopes to one day be invited to open a new branch of Lidl.

Thornton Reed and Liz Asher once fought the strange and mysterious occults of Dark Place Hospital and now are leading paramedics and admins on the Life Support Machine ward.

Bobby Roach came to earth when his time machine was pulled through a wormhole by an android-Kate Bush impersonator in Stockport… His only mission now is to find electronic noise of the perfect frequency to rip a hole in the space time continuum and return home… True story.

Fenster – Irish hot shot and Big Shot reviewer.

Ben Zaven Crane – Keen bird watcher and official Simon Pegg look-a-likey.

Sir Jimmy Saville – Top of the Crackpots.

Want to contribute? Simply send us 50 words describing your socks. SERIOUSLY. We’d love to have a few more contributing writers on board and its not a bad thing to have on your CV. Apply within.

Panic on the ward! Life Support Machine club night coming soon… Its gonna get ugly.

Advertising Information – Website Visitor Reach & Stats

Between 27/7/11 and 27/10/11 LifeSupportMachine.co.uk had:
15,392 Visits
165.51 Visits per Day
8,683 Absolute Unique Visitors

Popular posts have had 2500+ hits each – (Stat taken in 27/10/11)
Twitter = 3,350+ ‘Followers’ – (Stat taken in 27/10/11)
Facebook = 785+ ‘Likers’ – (Stat taken in 27/10/11)

LifeSupportMachine.co.uk has had previous product advertising with Enties Shoes & Klipsch Audio. We have worked with the Plump DJs on promoting their Grand Hotel events with exclusive competitions and also with Tangled Events in Manchester.

Contact us : info [@] lifesupportmachine.co.uk

Don’t forget to check out official releases from our featured artists on these sites:

BEATPORT – iTUNES – TRACKITDOWN – JUNODOWNLOAD – DJDOWNLOAD

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